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For lastvoyages: Twenty-Fourth Vision [video+spam]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Arkady dances around her living room with the chickens chasing her.]

We've been hit with a wave of cuteness!

[Okay, calm down Arkady. She pauses to catch her breath.]

Right! Time to be a responsible Warden and such.

[Serious face. Really. All right, so it's on the verge of crumbling, but still.]

Right! I need to know who's left with opposable thumbs, we still need to get everyone fed and watered and--rather urgently--let out of their rooms.

Also I need to know who needs out of their rooms. I'll be by presently!

[private to Scrad and Charlie]
Are you all right, lads?

[private to Admiral]
Right! I'm going to need several extra pounds each of fresh raw meat, veg and fruit, three twenty-pound bales of catnip, three bushels of tennis balls, a very large tub of vitamin powder and a two pound tub of wild mealworms. Also please put two large fishtanks into the pub, one salt, one fresh, and stock each with small bait fish.

Yes, I do know how to party.

[spam for deck--threadjack as wanted]
[Arkady, normally a purveyor of intoxicants, doesn't want anyone to have to go without. So, a bit after four PM every day of the Flood, she calmly lugs out an enormous bale of catnip, breaks it open and spreads a nice layer around on the deck near the pub windows, so she can watch the shenanigans. It takes her a while to finish up, and by the time she does the whole area smells of the fresh herb.]

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Well, that answers my question.

I'll take my meat medium rare.

Of course! Breakfast as soon as I can sort out enough people to do prep. Do you need let out?

Nope. I was out at the start.

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[The feed is unfocused, the only thing visible a tail that occasionally flicks irritably through the picture. There's a loud growl just off-screen and a scrape of claws against cheap wood. Beatrix can't talk, but she could use a hand getting out. She'd prefer not to have to claw the door apart.]

Oh dear! No way of keying in your room number? Ah well, I'll patrol by. When you smell catnip give a little roar.

[She knew this stuff would be good for something.]

[She gives that a try, but each paw is bigger than the entire gadget and bringing one down on it only results in a keyboard mash. Settling down to rest her head on her front paws, she gives a consenting rumble. She has no idea what catnip smells like but will wait for the fresh plant scent to come along.]

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[Well the first thing to do, clearly, is see what's what with this whole...cat thing. Also escape from his room before his cat murders him. Fortunately he's resourceful, or at least is content to yowl and throw himself at the door until someone with hands takes pity and lets him out, after which he streaks down the hallway like a shot.

From there, it's just wandering, and it's only a matter of time before he gets up to the deck and...what.is.that.smell.

Yeah, he'll be wandering over to investigate.]

[Arkady is just finishing up spreading out catnip.]

Oh hullo Spider! [HOW THE FUCK DID SHE KNOW]

I was just putting out catnip, since none of you can drink.

Is that what it is?

It smells...intriguing.

[Sniff sniff. Yeah. Weird. But the good kind of weird. The kind of weird he would normally eat or inject or whatever.]

My cat smokes cigarettes, but this is new.

Also you are absolutely from Farsight and it is kind of concerning to me.

[Not in a bad way?]

So...do you eat it?

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this is not cute it's inconvenient and i can't talk

:o(

[Thank goodness his paws are small enough to type with. It's totally cute, despite his protests.]