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Oct. 11th, 2012 10:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
can_has_vodkaEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
[Arkady dances around her living room with the chickens chasing her.]
We've been hit with a wave of cuteness!
[Okay, calm down Arkady. She pauses to catch her breath.]
Right! Time to be a responsible Warden and such.
[Serious face. Really. All right, so it's on the verge of crumbling, but still.]
Right! I need to know who's left with opposable thumbs, we still need to get everyone fed and watered and--rather urgently--let out of their rooms.
Also I need to know who needs out of their rooms. I'll be by presently!
[private to Scrad and Charlie]
Are you all right, lads?
[private to Admiral]
Right! I'm going to need several extra pounds each of fresh raw meat, veg and fruit, three twenty-pound bales of catnip, three bushels of tennis balls, a very large tub of vitamin powder and a two pound tub of wild mealworms. Also please put two large fishtanks into the pub, one salt, one fresh, and stock each with small bait fish.
Yes, I do know how to party.
[spam for deck--threadjack as wanted]
[Arkady, normally a purveyor of intoxicants, doesn't want anyone to have to go without. So, a bit after four PM every day of the Flood, she calmly lugs out an enormous bale of catnip, breaks it open and spreads a nice layer around on the deck near the pub windows, so she can watch the shenanigans. It takes her a while to finish up, and by the time she does the whole area smells of the fresh herb.]
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Date: 2012-10-11 06:45 pm (UTC)It smells...intriguing.
[Sniff sniff. Yeah. Weird. But the good kind of weird. The kind of weird he would normally eat or inject or whatever.]
My cat smokes cigarettes, but this is new.
Also you are absolutely from Farsight and it is kind of concerning to me.
[Not in a bad way?]
So...do you eat it?
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Date: 2012-10-11 06:56 pm (UTC)You should try rolling him a blunt with some of this. I'm likely to have some left over after.
Farsight? I am? Oh dear. Why concerning? [must...not...pet...]
Oh, well, the key is to get the oils out. So you can chew the leaves, claw them, and all that, and once they're good and bruised you roll in them.
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Date: 2012-10-11 08:00 pm (UTC)Cat's a girl. Evil little bitch too.
[Which normally would be said with a certain amount of appreciation, but. They're the same size right now.]
You knew my name. Without me having to say anything; it's both convenient and kind of worrying.
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Date: 2012-10-11 08:29 pm (UTC)Oh yes that. I can communicate telepathically with animals. I don't usually pry but this seems an emergency so my shields are down.
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Date: 2012-10-12 03:00 pm (UTC)[And now he's butting his head against her leg. Seriously, woman. Petting would not be unappreciated, just do it already.]
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Date: 2012-10-13 10:36 pm (UTC)[Wait. That was just deranged.]
...You've got a certain influence on people, did you know that?
[She crouches down and petscritchies, because dammit...KITTEH.]
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Date: 2012-10-14 01:17 am (UTC)...actually. That just gives further proof that my journalistic organ is fucking bad ass.
[Her revelation only gains a Cheshire cat grin.]
It's been said.
[Oh. Oh. That is...do not stop that, he's going to have a moment here and just...roll around a little. Seriously, woman. DON'T STOP.
...oh. Is he...purring? Is that what that motorboat vibrating noise is?]
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Date: 2012-10-14 11:31 pm (UTC)[Scritchy scritchy scritchy]
It doesn't help that you're basically a twin to a few of my clanmates. First time I saw you I thought one of us had gotten tattoos and then tried all the drugs.
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Date: 2012-10-16 12:50 pm (UTC)...okay I need to stop talking about this. It's too fucking weird and it's been ENTIRELY too long.
[Purr purr purr, and he'll just be directing those scritches thanks. Right...there. Yes. Right there.]
You all had an unfortunate accident with a cleaner unit?
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Date: 2012-10-16 06:09 pm (UTC)[She muffles a giggle behind her free hand and keeps petting obediently.]
Um no, but we're all tall and lean and pale, and three of us shaved our heads after Britain drowned. It's sort of a mourning thing. I'm actually here to heal Britain and bring back as many of those people as I can.
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Date: 2012-10-19 12:21 pm (UTC)[She can have a glare for the giggle though; do not laugh at his expense, he can't help the fact that scritches are currently the best thing ever.]
Good luck with that.
[And he's actually sincere about it.]
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Date: 2012-10-20 04:57 am (UTC)It'll get done. When Mozenrath graduated his success bought me protection from invasion while we rebuild. Next I'll ask for the waters to recede and the soil to be desalinated.
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Date: 2012-10-20 08:19 pm (UTC)So he does follow through, at least.
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Date: 2012-10-22 11:30 pm (UTC)[spam]
Date: 2012-10-23 09:22 pm (UTC)[Rolllll roll roll. Twist and shout.]
FUCK this shit's good. Not bad for cat drugs.
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Date: 2012-10-23 10:56 pm (UTC)Yes, kitties get to enjoy some things the rest of us don't. They're immune to LSD, though, poor things. In fact, there's a great story about a cat in the States who was making his human servants hallucinate regularly and they didn't know why. As it turned out, the person renting the other half of the duplex was cooking lysergic, and the kitty kept visiting him via the shared attic. He was a carrier--his fur ended up impregnated with the stuff.