For lastvoyages: Twenty-Fourth Vision [video+spam]

[can_has_vodka]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Arkady dances around her living room with the chickens chasing her.]

We've been hit with a wave of cuteness!

[Okay, calm down Arkady. She pauses to catch her breath.]

Right! Time to be a responsible Warden and such.

[Serious face. Really. All right, so it's on the verge of crumbling, but still.]

Right! I need to know who's left with opposable thumbs, we still need to get everyone fed and watered and--rather urgently--let out of their rooms.

Also I need to know who needs out of their rooms. I'll be by presently!

[private to Scrad and Charlie]
Are you all right, lads?

[private to Admiral]
Right! I'm going to need several extra pounds each of fresh raw meat, veg and fruit, three twenty-pound bales of catnip, three bushels of tennis balls, a very large tub of vitamin powder and a two pound tub of wild mealworms. Also please put two large fishtanks into the pub, one salt, one fresh, and stock each with small bait fish.

Yes, I do know how to party.

[spam for deck--threadjack as wanted]
[Arkady, normally a purveyor of intoxicants, doesn't want anyone to have to go without. So, a bit after four PM every day of the Flood, she calmly lugs out an enormous bale of catnip, breaks it open and spreads a nice layer around on the deck near the pub windows, so she can watch the shenanigans. It takes her a while to finish up, and by the time she does the whole area smells of the fresh herb.] 

Comments

[darknessbeforeme]

[This horse is calmly pressing on the pile of raw meat with a hoof and licking at the resulting upwelling of blood.

It's also armored in black metal and skulls and its hooves are on fire, so perhaps "horse" is not really the best definition to apply here.]

[can_has_vodka]

Goodness. Arthas? That has to be you.

You need some proper blood, then? [It's a bit gruesome, but she's all right with it] Unfortunately Nightmares aren't listed in my animal books.

[darknessbeforeme]

[He looks up at his name.]

What, do you have access? I thought all of the vampires were poodles today.

[can_has_vodka]

Em, actually only one's the poodle. The others are a bat and a big, scary...lizard thing with bad breath.

I'll just ask the Admiral for temporary access. Do you need meat with that? There's an ape running the kitchen but he seems very adept.

[darknessbeforeme]

[One of the vampires is actually a poodle? This is the best flood.]

Blood is fine. It's only a few days.

[can_has_vodka]

All right. Hangon, let me just sort things out for you.

[She disappears, and ten minutes later comes back with a portable trough she's just filled from the blood spigots. She's managing to avoid holding it at arm's length but inside she's going ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.]

Here we are! [She sets it down in front of him and steps back.]

[darknessbeforeme]

Thank you.

[He bobs his helmeted head in a nod and then ...

It's not really possible to drink from a trough in a dignified manner. He tries anyway.]