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Oct. 11th, 2012 10:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
can_has_vodkaEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
[Arkady dances around her living room with the chickens chasing her.]
We've been hit with a wave of cuteness!
[Okay, calm down Arkady. She pauses to catch her breath.]
Right! Time to be a responsible Warden and such.
[Serious face. Really. All right, so it's on the verge of crumbling, but still.]
Right! I need to know who's left with opposable thumbs, we still need to get everyone fed and watered and--rather urgently--let out of their rooms.
Also I need to know who needs out of their rooms. I'll be by presently!
[private to Scrad and Charlie]
Are you all right, lads?
[private to Admiral]
Right! I'm going to need several extra pounds each of fresh raw meat, veg and fruit, three twenty-pound bales of catnip, three bushels of tennis balls, a very large tub of vitamin powder and a two pound tub of wild mealworms. Also please put two large fishtanks into the pub, one salt, one fresh, and stock each with small bait fish.
Yes, I do know how to party.
[spam for deck--threadjack as wanted]
[Arkady, normally a purveyor of intoxicants, doesn't want anyone to have to go without. So, a bit after four PM every day of the Flood, she calmly lugs out an enormous bale of catnip, breaks it open and spreads a nice layer around on the deck near the pub windows, so she can watch the shenanigans. It takes her a while to finish up, and by the time she does the whole area smells of the fresh herb.]
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Date: 2012-10-11 06:12 pm (UTC)I'll take my meat medium rare.
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Date: 2012-10-11 06:21 pm (UTC)[She knew this stuff would be good for something.]
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Date: 2012-10-11 06:28 pm (UTC)From there, it's just wandering, and it's only a matter of time before he gets up to the deck and...what.is.that.smell.
Yeah, he'll be wandering over to investigate.]
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Date: 2012-10-11 06:37 pm (UTC)Oh hullo Spider! [HOW THE FUCK DID SHE KNOW]
I was just putting out catnip, since none of you can drink.
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Date: 2012-10-11 06:45 pm (UTC)It smells...intriguing.
[Sniff sniff. Yeah. Weird. But the good kind of weird. The kind of weird he would normally eat or inject or whatever.]
My cat smokes cigarettes, but this is new.
Also you are absolutely from Farsight and it is kind of concerning to me.
[Not in a bad way?]
So...do you eat it?
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Date: 2012-10-11 06:34 pm (UTC):o(
[Thank goodness his paws are small enough to type with. It's totally cute, despite his protests.]
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Date: 2012-10-11 07:11 pm (UTC)NEED SALT WATER TANK
HATE THIS CRAP
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Date: 2012-10-11 07:28 pm (UTC)What's your room number? I'll pop down and teleport you to it.
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Date: 2012-10-11 09:48 pm (UTC)[Seriously, now.] I can't turn a doorknob, but I might be able to pick a lock with these. [She holds up a foot, showing the long talons.
No, she's not kidding.]
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Date: 2012-10-13 10:44 pm (UTC)I'll pop by in a moment. What's your room number?
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Date: 2012-10-13 10:47 pm (UTC)Cats are so lovely it's hard to remember what a strong prey drive they have.
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Date: 2012-10-12 07:22 pm (UTC)spam
Date: 2012-10-13 10:53 pm (UTC)[She has to visibly restrain herself from picking up the bun and snuggling her.]
Oo, hello. How are you doing? I should get you some nice fresh timothy hay.
[Finally she pauses, because she has to take a peek with the non-talkers.]
Oo! Lua? Are you doing all right, then?
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Date: 2012-10-13 01:34 pm (UTC)It's also armored in black metal and skulls and its hooves are on fire, so perhaps "horse" is not really the best definition to apply here.]
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Date: 2012-10-13 10:55 pm (UTC)You need some proper blood, then? [It's a bit gruesome, but she's all right with it] Unfortunately Nightmares aren't listed in my animal books.
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