For can_has_vodka: Twenty-Eighth Vision [video+spam]

[can_has_vodka]

 [GODDAMN THAT IS A BIG CHICKEN.]

[Sir Bertie Rooster peers down at the camera from where he's towering over its wielder, tilting his head back and forth as he considers his now tiny Mom. Arkady for her part giggles threadily at his confusion, then squeaks,]

Well! Clearly there's only one way to handle this situation!

[There is a faint flash of purple light, and Bertie suddenly calms, and settles down into a roost. The image blurs as Arkady hooks her communicator to her belt, runs over and proceeds to climb the chicken-mountain with little grunts. Once settled gripping his ruff, she gets out the communicator again and shows the view from the rooster's back.]

Onward, my chikken!

[And off he goes, walking out the door (which had been fortunately ajar) and wandering out into the hallway, occasionally letting out a rumbly cluck.]

Touko dear? Are you all right? I'm coming to check on you. 

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[thirtyfiveminutes]

.. Are you all right? [Adrian is torn between amused and worried.]

[can_has_vodka]

Oh, I'm lovely! Bertie's being a very good rooster. Are you doing all right? I have another chicken if you need a ride.

[thirtyfiveminutes]

I'm well, thank you for asking. I doubt I'll be needing a ride [He gestures to himself, he's still normal sized.] Please do let me know if you need anything.

[can_has_vodka]

I should be all right. Bit worried about my new Inmate but...that could be said of any fresh-paired Warden around, right?

[thirtyfiveminutes]

It can. [Beat.] I could check up on her, if you don't mind?

[can_has_vodka]

I just did. I...have a rather terrible feeling, though. I'm trying to stay out of her head but she's so lost. I have a feeling someone is going to take advantage of her.

[thirtyfiveminutes]

Would you like me to keep an eye on her then?

[can_has_vodka]

Have you met Touko or Syo? They're a bit of a handful and the only people they seem to trust are--well, not me, certainly, but instead people who are bad for them. Especially Monobear.

[thirtyfiveminutes]

I've had the pleasure of meeting them both, though I can't say I've earned any trust either. Miss Fukawa does not seem to be aware of the existence of [he pauses, not knowing how to say this] Syo. [Beat.] Who is Monobear?

[can_has_vodka]

She is aware of her alternate but they do not share almost anything in the way of memory. I do worry about her.

[She considers.]

In short form Monobear is an awful, manipulative person from Touko's world who caused a lot of her suffering. I have suspicions about other details but...that is the important bit. That person is not to be trusted.

[thirtyfiveminutes]

[He nods.] I understand. I'll let you know how she's doing.