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Sep. 15th, 2012 04:38 pm
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 [Arkady is sitting cheerily on her sofa in her apartment, with a pair of sleepy chickens on her lap.] The air is slightly aswirl with what one can only hope is incense smoke.]

Hello dears. Won't be at the pub today until the night shift, so if you're bored or have need of me come seek me out in my cabin. 

[private to Kay]
Well, I pulled the twins! [She actually sounds cheerfully optimistic about this.] If you have any questions, advice or opinions I'd love to hear them.

[private to Scrad and Charlie]
Hullo lads. I want to catch up with you before we drag file-readings or formalities into this, all right? Please come by my cabin. 

[seperate privates to Tony, Reaver and Franlin]
Are you all right, luv?

[spam for Level 2]
[The door to 2-8 is propped open. Also festooned with teensy Christmas lights. There's a faint smell of incense and...birdiness...coming from within. Arkady putters around humming, feeding her fish and tidying up the place a bit.] 



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Date: 2012-09-17 03:50 am (UTC)
twoheadsofcabbage: (For our services: millions of dollars.)
From: [personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage
[Well now they do look eager. Grabby hands.]

Sure, sure.

[Scrad agrees, vaguely.]

Yeah, whatever you say.

[Charlie murmurs, eyes on one of the bottles.]

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Date: 2012-09-17 05:10 am (UTC)
twoheadsofcabbage: ("Sup Picard?" Said Wesley.)
From: [personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage
[They don't look impressed by the chickens. Too raw for their tastes. And too organic. Their idea of good poultry is the slurry inside a McNugget. So smooth.

Charlie works on bottle number one (working the top off with his teeth, and spitting it on the ground), as Scrad shrugs:]

Yeah. I mean: always.

[They always want anything.]

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Date: 2012-09-17 05:29 am (UTC)
twoheadsofcabbage: (And a tall cool glass of shutthefuckup.)
From: [personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage
We'd take alla that.

[Charlie assures her. Scrad takes a drink and then rattles off:]

TV. Video games.

[...that's it. It's not much of a rattle.]

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Date: 2012-09-18 02:52 am (UTC)
twoheadsofcabbage: (Why are you hitting yourself?)
From: [personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage
[They own several TV's already, but Charlie immediately spits:]

A big one. Biggest screen they make.

[Scrad grins at the thought of catalog shopping, but points out:]

I play him all the time.

[Charlie agrees:]

He sucks.

[To which Scrad sharply says:]

You suck.

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Date: 2012-09-19 09:38 pm (UTC)
twoheadsofcabbage: (The more you know.)
From: [personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage
We also like money.

[Scrad says.]

You don't got video games where you come from?

[Charlie asks.]

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Date: 2012-09-19 10:38 pm (UTC)
twoheadsofcabbage: ("Sup Picard?" Said Wesley.)
From: [personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage
Seriously?

[Scrad asks. They plunk down on the floor, cross-legged. Charlie bobbles and sways slightly, but manages not to face-plant into anything. He declares:]

Bummer. Besides the food part, we can feel you. So it was all work and no play, huh?

[They both nod sympathetically as if they know the meaning of the word 'work'. (No.)]

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Date: 2012-09-21 04:39 am (UTC)
twoheadsofcabbage: (This is exciting.)
From: [personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage
Meh.

[Is Charlie's opinion of human children.]

We would do nothing.

[Scrad says, with an almost hushed reverence for that much nothingness.]

That's the point of being rich. It means you don't have to do anything.

[Charlie points out.]

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Date: 2012-09-22 03:43 am (UTC)
twoheadsofcabbage: (Default)
From: [personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage
Nah, you do rich people stuff.

[Charlie declares.]

You go to expensive places, get wasted on expensive booze, get treated like you're somebody, and pal around with other rich people. 'Cause money buys that kinda thing. Okay, so maybe they won't be there for you, when the rain starts to fall...

[Scrad extrapolates, starting to sound a little unsure.]

Depends on the club.

[Says Charlie.

In all honesty, it's hard to explain why that's what they want, because it's not really what they want. What they want are friends, like on Friends, and some kind of purpose in life, even if it's a small one. Living like Paris Hilton would make them miserable, but no one's ever taught them that money isn't everything, and they aren't really in any hurry to find out on their own.]

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Date: 2012-09-24 12:21 am (UTC)
twoheadsofcabbage: (Default)
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What kinda shite?

[Scrad asks.]

How much you wanna bet?

[Wagers Charlie.]

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Date: 2012-09-24 03:13 am (UTC)
twoheadsofcabbage: (Would this face lie to you?)
From: [personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage
That's not what it looks like on TV.

[Scrad says, doubtfully. On TV, even the golf looks exciting.]

Yeah, but we could make a couple bucks off that!

[Charlie counters, pouting.]

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Date: 2012-09-24 06:38 am (UTC)
twoheadsofcabbage: (My face-holes are listening.)
From: [personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage
Yeah, it sucks.

[Scrad agrees.]

You can't see or touch any a that stuff.

[Charlie explains.]

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Date: 2012-09-25 01:34 am (UTC)
twoheadsofcabbage: (Default)
From: [personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage
Everything.

[Charlie insists, after they both hem and haw for a minute or two.]

We just wanna not want anything.

[Scrad explains.]

Is that so much to ask?

[Asks Charlie.]

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Date: 2012-09-27 02:38 am (UTC)
twoheadsofcabbage: (Would this face lie to you?)
From: [personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage
No way. Money solves everything.

[Scrad argues. But he sounds slightly doubtful.]

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