For lastvoyages: nineteenth vision [video]

[can_has_vodka]

 Pub's back open, if anyone needs anything.

[Generous Friends Filter]
Everyone all right, then? I've invented a few new drinks if anyone feels like sampling.

[private to House]
Right. Well, you've had more than enough time to get settled. And now that you're in need of both work and a new dispensation method for your medicine, it is time we talked.

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[huge_egomd]

[He wants to point out he had friends back home. A few friends...maybe two. But given how well that's gone for him, he desists.]

It'll all end in tears. [Well, it will. He just doesn't know if they'll be his, yours, or someone else's.] And you do realize the pool of potential friends is somewhat...tainted. [Come on, the barge is full of psychopaths and killers. And psychopathic killers.] I can barely control my own anti-social urges. Do you really think making friends with the freaks on this ship is going to help me?

[can_has_vodka]

I'll take that risk. Bet a number of others would too--the sort of people who don't actually suck.

[A pause. It's a good point.]

Yes and no. There's actually a great mix in this place. It is true, some people you cannot trust and I wouldn't ever push them at you. Some people around here need to be teleported out over a lake. Several times.

We need to find a use for those urges, Doctor. Outlet, something fun and wicked without being too damaging. You'd be one Hell of a satirist, for example.