For [livejournal.com profile] lastvoyages: Second Vision [video]

Sep. 14th, 2011 11:32 am
can_has_vodka: (worried)
[personal profile] can_has_vodka
Um, hullo. There's rather a lot of nasty things happening. I was wondering if anyone just needed someone neutral who is a good listener to talk at for a while. I'm available, and I'll keep things in confidence.  If you have a Warden you should probably confide in them first, but...my ears work too, and a good number of people either don't have Wardens or are Wardens. So...the offer's open.

If you'd rather in person, we can meet somewhere. I can bring tea or coffee or beer or wine, and some of our lovely strawberries.

[Warden filter]
Does any department have any use for a teleporter? I can take two people with me and they do not have to be conscious. I could be a very good ambulance, for example.

[Private]

Date: 2011-09-18 09:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] can-has-vodka.livejournal.com
I'm the new flavor of Warden in town! I'm here to look after people and lighten their burdens. Some people talk better with a drink in their hands.

Re: [Private]

Date: 2011-09-18 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com
[You're saying all the right things Arkady]

So what do you have to do to get signed up for this program?

[Private]

Date: 2011-09-18 10:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] can-has-vodka.livejournal.com
Name a place and time, we talk, I keep it to myself unless you give me specific permission.

You want a sit-down?

[Private]

Date: 2011-09-18 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] can-has-vodka.livejournal.com
That works okay. I'm not a therapist! Also I won't mind if you tell me I'm full of shit.

Re: [Private]

Date: 2011-09-18 10:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com
[He has to laugh at that.]

So why should I talk to you if you're not a shrink? For that matter why are you so interested in it?

[Private]

Date: 2011-09-18 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] can-has-vodka.livejournal.com
Healing minds is one of my things. Besides, when a bunch of people are upset around here I can feel it. I have a vested interest in making things around here less screwed up.

[Private]

Date: 2011-09-19 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] can-has-vodka.livejournal.com
All right. I'm not going anywhere, and I make a great Long Island Iced Tea. Ask Stildyne!

Re: [Private]

Date: 2011-09-19 05:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com
Stildyne?

[Hoffman's ears perk] I like him.

[Private]

Date: 2011-09-19 10:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] can-has-vodka.livejournal.com
He's a good soldier. I really like him too.

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