For lastvoyages: Second Vision [video]

[can_has_vodka]

Um, hullo. There's rather a lot of nasty things happening. I was wondering if anyone just needed someone neutral who is a good listener to talk at for a while. I'm available, and I'll keep things in confidence.  If you have a Warden you should probably confide in them first, but...my ears work too, and a good number of people either don't have Wardens or are Wardens. So...the offer's open.

If you'd rather in person, we can meet somewhere. I can bring tea or coffee or beer or wine, and some of our lovely strawberries.

[Warden filter]
Does any department have any use for a teleporter? I can take two people with me and they do not have to be conscious. I could be a very good ambulance, for example.

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[can-has-vodka.livejournal.com]

Doctor...perhaps...

[She trails off, taking a moment to form her words.]

Perhaps when there is a Warden involved, we should negotiate specific goals with each one beforehand. For example. Say that you have an inmate who has terrible nightmares. The dreams won't budge, so you bring me in to assist with that specific problem. That way there is inherently no overuse.

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[championoftime]

Oh don't get me wrong. I realize that would be needed.

I'm... merely thinking ahead. In terms of standards. I've gotten used to the transient nature of this place- which I believe would be a common issue to address.

Anyway, at the moment it's a minor proposal. One that I know I couldn't manage on my own.

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[can-has-vodka.livejournal.com]

I will gladly help! Meanwhile I will try to meet more people so they learn I'm really the sort of person I claim to be.