For lastvoyages: Second Vision [video]

[can_has_vodka]

Um, hullo. There's rather a lot of nasty things happening. I was wondering if anyone just needed someone neutral who is a good listener to talk at for a while. I'm available, and I'll keep things in confidence.  If you have a Warden you should probably confide in them first, but...my ears work too, and a good number of people either don't have Wardens or are Wardens. So...the offer's open.

If you'd rather in person, we can meet somewhere. I can bring tea or coffee or beer or wine, and some of our lovely strawberries.

[Warden filter]
Does any department have any use for a teleporter? I can take two people with me and they do not have to be conscious. I could be a very good ambulance, for example.

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[can-has-vodka.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'm new. But the thing is I don't have an Inmate yet, and even if it is normal here there must be some people in need of a listener. I don't mind.

Thank you for letting me know. It is rather sad that this is a normal week, but aside from bits here and there I suppose it can't be helped. At least everyone is getting enough to eat.