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can_has_vodka ([personal profile] can_has_vodka) wrote2012-11-08 01:36 pm

For [community profile] lastvoyages: Twenty-Fifth Vision [video+spam]

[Arkady is patching one of her filmy skirts for the umpteenth time, using squares of purple velvet and blue gauze. A fat red hen sleeps on the ratty blue couch next to her.]

Oh hullo! This is Arkady. Is anyone out there today?

[private to Scrad and Charlie]
Are you doing all right? I'm sorry about scattering my marbles all over that conversation.

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[Arkady hums as she putters around filling drink orders. In between, she is working on some new drink formulas. One of them is bubbling furiously and another is a deep ruby. She sniffs them experimentally and then tries the red.]

Not enough lemon.
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[personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage 2012-11-12 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Your place is fine.

[Scrad answers.

And the boys come a-knockin' shortly.]
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[personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage 2012-11-12 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[They slip into a seat, a Mike's in each hand. They don't drink them, though.]

So. We said some stuff.

[Scrad begins.]
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[personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage 2012-11-13 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Charlie makes a face at the chicken. This is srs, chicken.]

Yeah, uh. So when we were all kids, that guy Arthur kind of tried to slay us.

[Scrad says.]

We told you about.

[Charlie reminds her.]

So we were kind of pissed about that.

[Scrad explains.]

The words hurt the most.

[Charlie sighs.]

But then he said he was sorry. And we were like, well, if he's sorry, then no biggie. So we let him off the hook.

[Scrad continues.]

But he didn't say he was sorry for anything exactly, so...

[Charlie points out.]

Do you think he was really sorry?

[Scrad asks.]
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[personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage 2012-11-15 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
If he really was sorry, then yeah.

[Scrad says.]
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[personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage 2012-11-16 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Charlie narrows his eyes.]

So what if they just never get the opportunity to do it again? Then how would you know?
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[personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage 2012-11-16 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
We said sorry to Kay too.

[Scrad says.]
twoheadsofcabbage: (Heeeeeeere's Charlie!)

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[personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage 2012-11-16 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
He hung up.

[Charlie reports.]
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[personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage 2012-11-16 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
So what do we do until then?

[Scrad asks.]
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[personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage 2012-11-17 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
So do nothing?

[Scrad interprets.]

We can do that.

[Says Charlie.]