For lastvoyages Fifteenth Vision (video+pubspam)

[can_has_vodka]

 Hello loves!

[Arkady appears on screen in a straw hat decorated with peacock feathers, with a fake mustache made of the same feathers held to her upper lip.]

A very clever fellow I met recently posed the question: why is there no live music in the pub? Perhaps we can fix this. Do we have any musicians on board whom I can lure out of the closet?

[spam for pub]
[Arkady is humming as she wanders around, putting single daisies in bud vases on the tables between serving drinks. She seems just a little dreamy and spaced out, and teleports more than usual to get around the room, forgetting herself. La la la...]

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[can_has_vodka]

Never refuse any gifts of kittens.

...wait what?

Oh. Um. Well...I'm all right, though if you come up with any needed expansions to my drink list I'd love to hear them.

Pubspam

[umgekehrt]

Wish I could, but I'm Fleet and we drink anything... although keep asking the admiral for Cortac, assuming it was you who asked and he simply didn't have it stocked. Or at least good brandy.

[He pauses.]

And any variation on coffee drinks you care to try I'm interested in.

Haven't got a kitten on me, though.

Pubspam

[can_has_vodka]

Aya-Aye, Chief. [Little salute.]

Not sure where the kitten comment came from. But at least it's not like back when I was wandering around telling people the conditions of their deaths. There was this one bloke...well, it involved a donkey....

Pubspam

[umgekehrt]

[The horrified mental image he has may not actually be all that the mark.]

I took it as a suggestion-- but I'll take it as a stray thought as well.

Hey, Arkady. You've been good to me. You're aware?

[Some of his people don't seem to understand that. It's a damn shame and he can't have that.]

Pubspam

[can_has_vodka]

[Actually it probably would be.]

We've a good thing going on, Chief, I like it. What's on your mind?

Pubspam

[umgekehrt]

It seems folk who've helped me in one way or another, made the barge more livable, may not be aware of it. [The Marquis, primarily, and Hoffman.]

I just want to make sure we're all on the same vector.

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[can_has_vodka]

Two most comfortable things about the Breach were that the Doctor was the one I snogged (the rest isn't even Stildyne's business), and that you and I were teamed together. That should happen more often. We do well and it's fun.

I figure we're on the same vector.

Re: Pubspam

[umgekehrt]

Excellent Then that's all I'm here to bother you about. [He squeezes her shoulder.]