For lastvoyages: Second Vision [video]

[can_has_vodka]

Um, hullo. There's rather a lot of nasty things happening. I was wondering if anyone just needed someone neutral who is a good listener to talk at for a while. I'm available, and I'll keep things in confidence.  If you have a Warden you should probably confide in them first, but...my ears work too, and a good number of people either don't have Wardens or are Wardens. So...the offer's open.

If you'd rather in person, we can meet somewhere. I can bring tea or coffee or beer or wine, and some of our lovely strawberries.

[Warden filter]
Does any department have any use for a teleporter? I can take two people with me and they do not have to be conscious. I could be a very good ambulance, for example.

Comments

[Private]

[can-has-vodka.livejournal.com]

Healing minds is one of my things. Besides, when a bunch of people are upset around here I can feel it. I have a vested interest in making things around here less screwed up.

Re: [Private]

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

...I'll think about it.

[Private]

[can-has-vodka.livejournal.com]

All right. I'm not going anywhere, and I make a great Long Island Iced Tea. Ask Stildyne!

Re: [Private]

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

Stildyne?

[Hoffman's ears perk] I like him.

[Private]

[can-has-vodka.livejournal.com]

He's a good soldier. I really like him too.