It's a new thing I just learned! Animal minds are a little different. You know how people talk to themselves in their heads--subvocalizations? Animals don't have that. They just have all the stuff that comes behind the words. Feelings and sensations and memories. Like having a conversation with a baby. It's all happy noises and sad noises and that sort of thing.

So I can tell you what sort of treat your doggies want, but not what their opinions on politics are.